Blottered in review
I am far too stupid to really understand what's happening, and the fine print of some of these documents looks like an orgy of ants from the lofty heights at which I am perched, but something terrible seems to be happening. Being stupid, I'm not entirely sure if the following three examples are connected and if you have a more educated opinion on it all, please feel free to plug your sphincter with it.
What we've learned thus far is that some backwater burg in one of the richest states in the God-blessed Union can take your ancestral home and put up a toxic chemical plant that rips off its consumers who have no where but the tundra or some lawless nation to turn to for alternatives.
Additionally, should you with you "share" material that you already payed for with your closest compadres, you can, in all sincerity, go fuck yourself, as Grokster goes down (up?) in flames. Once thought by pundits retardant, turns out they're retarded. Thank God, another tundra-comprised nation is impervious to name-calling. Goooooooo Vikings!
Phew. That's a lot of bile. Let's take a breather. Here's a word from our sponsors.
This all in one head harness gag with blindfold makes for good slave training. The harness is all leather and has 4 straps. 1 strap goes over the head, 2 around the head and 1 chin strap. The inside of the blindfold is soft cotton for a comfortable fit. The gag can be removed so the blinfold and harness can be worn alone. The red ball gag is a respectable 1.5" in diameter.
We're back, and capping it all off like a love-cream facial, a kids' kicks company thinks it's a wittier Andy Warhol with a dash of Alanis Morissette. How do you go on when it turns out that the world hates you? Turns out the answer to that question isn't important at all because, hahahahha, they don't!
Sleep easy tonight and in the morning start making some protective headgear for God sake.
What we've learned thus far is that some backwater burg in one of the richest states in the God-blessed Union can take your ancestral home and put up a toxic chemical plant that rips off its consumers who have no where but the tundra or some lawless nation to turn to for alternatives.
Additionally, should you with you "share" material that you already payed for with your closest compadres, you can, in all sincerity, go fuck yourself, as Grokster goes down (up?) in flames. Once thought by pundits retardant, turns out they're retarded. Thank God, another tundra-comprised nation is impervious to name-calling. Goooooooo Vikings!
Phew. That's a lot of bile. Let's take a breather. Here's a word from our sponsors.
This all in one head harness gag with blindfold makes for good slave training. The harness is all leather and has 4 straps. 1 strap goes over the head, 2 around the head and 1 chin strap. The inside of the blindfold is soft cotton for a comfortable fit. The gag can be removed so the blinfold and harness can be worn alone. The red ball gag is a respectable 1.5" in diameter.
We're back, and capping it all off like a love-cream facial, a kids' kicks company thinks it's a wittier Andy Warhol with a dash of Alanis Morissette. How do you go on when it turns out that the world hates you? Turns out the answer to that question isn't important at all because, hahahahha, they don't!
Sleep easy tonight and in the morning start making some protective headgear for God sake.
posted by kiddigit at 7:08 AM
