To do: Develop a hobby

Probably thinking I was someone else, the inimitable J Hodg-man sent me a personal invite to attend the Little Gray Book lecture entitled “How to Commit the Perfect Crime” on Thursday, June 16, at 7:30.

While flattered, the invite did not come with transportation to and from Williamsburg. So I will definitely jack a car, probably doublepark it, and maybe steal the show when I am arrested for loving Starlee Kine too, too much.