Fugitive Tallchief Walks Small

"I've learned how to not have so many close friends, so I don't get asked all the questions," she said. "It's a lonely life, being a fugitive. And I certainly don't go to, you know, book clubs and, you know, cake sales and stuff. I don't have coffee morning with the girls."

That sounds a lot like us, but we didn't steal an armored truck in front of Circus Circus with $2 million 12 years ago and flee to Europe. Like all good stories involving Indians and casinos, Heather C. Tallchief turned herself in the other day and hopes to get a light sentence with some Hollywood money on the side. Thanks for the tip, Dana