The Girls of the Border Patrol

Remember a few months aga when a few citizens tried to organize volunteer border patrols and President George W. Bush derided them as "vigilantes"?

Well thank goodness for the wisdom of our President. We all know how efficient the Federal government is at handling out-of-control situations involving lots of impoverished people. And, of course, patrolling the border is a job only for professionals.

Meet the young ladies known as Sexi Sabi and Gumby88 on Flickr. When they aren't striking provocative poses on the interwebs, they're agents of the Department of Homeland Security's Border Patrol. After spending altogether too much time reviewing Sabi and Gumby's body of work, I can safely say that if I were a border jumper, I'd totally agree with the President--it would be far better to have these girls chasing after me than a bunch of weekend-warrior "Minute Men."