Family Ties, Gags, Bounds

When I went to Modesto, CA several years ago I learned a couple of things. First, one of the more boring drives in the continental United States is available by the Greyhound bus making all local stops from San Francisco to Modesto, unless you're a huge taqueria aficionado. Two, what Bakersfield is to SoCal, Modesto is to NoCal. In other words, imagine the least desirable city to live in the Canadian province of New Jersey. It is no small wonder suburbia's Sim City of Sin and Shit is connected with the likes of Gary Condit and Scott Peterson. You can keep up with the latter by subscribing to the Peterson family email newsletter but I suggest using caution with any "remove me" requests.

From: Janey Peterson [mailto:trialupdate@sbcglobal.net]
Sent: Wednesday, June 01, 2005 12:47 PM
To: trialupdate@sbcglobal.net
Subject: newsletter

Dear Friends,

I know it's been a long time since you've heard from us. Quite frankly, we were rendered speechless by the verdicts. Although our path to justice has been lengthened, we remain unwaivering in our knowledge of Scott's innocence. We continue to stand on the truth and we continue to seek justice.

We will be sending out a newsletter every 4-6 weeks from PetersonInvestigation.com. I will automatically add you to the list of those to receive the newsletter by e-mail. If you DO NOT want to receive the newsletter, just reply to this e-mail and type "Remove" in the subject. If you have been forwarding the updates or you know of anyone else who would like to receive the newsletter directly, they can log onto www.PetersonInvestigation.com and enter their e-mail on the left side and click on the "subscribe" button.

Thank you for your continuing support.

The Peterson Family

Related: "You might throw Modesto in their also as it is just down the 99 and has a decent sized dept and plenty of meth to bust." Departments in San Joaquin County? [Officer.com]