Hammers Don't Kill People...

Perhaps your marriage is a little rocky and you sure could use a hundy or two to brighten your day. You could try waiting at home for your wife to return from errands or work, bash her head with a hammer claw, and steal her purse. That's what a Cambridge, MD fella did and while he didn't get away with the $200 his wife was holding, he did give her a lovely gift of 50 stitches and staples.
Cambridge Man Charged with Bashing Wife's Head with Hammer Claw [WBOC]

Pissed off at your barber because you got a bad haircut? Get revenge by "messing up" his hair (and skull) with a hammer.
Police Make Arrest in Murder of Campbellsville Barber [WKYT]

If you're following the World Series of Poker coverage over at Oddjack, here's one game I'd bet my Craftsman tool box you haven't heard of: Ohio Hold 'em and Beat 'em with a Hammer and Screwdriver. Seriously, these home games play for keeps.
Beating death nets 10 years [Fort Wayne Journal Gazette]

Previously: Uh Oh, Uh Oh: Here Come The Hammer