Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Hurricane Labs

Did you know...

"JUST ABOUT EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH GOVERNMENT THESE DAYS IS ON METHAMPHETAMINE."

I'm sure you've guessed it but now we have scientific theory to broaden the claim. See, it's all these super meth labs in Mexico that are creating toxic spill-off into the ocean killing phytoplankton and soon all the surface water will reach high temps (or completely evaporate!) and we'll all be living in a storm-filled world like Venus and then no amount of federal aid is going to keep us from the hell of Jaws. Or something like that.

Illicit Drug Labs Cause Hurricanes Katrina and Rita [alt.true-crime via #1HS]