You Might Be A Police Dispatcher If...

In the spirit of job performance improvement (or message board masochism), a police radio dispatcher asks fellow law enforcement colleagues what bugs them most when dealing with the hammy operators. The gang at Officer.com gives a mouthful:

Originally Posted by VegasMetro
What annoys you about your dispatchers???

Why are they all so damn fat?

SO true. When I went out for lunch with one of the officers the other day, he made a comment that the eating habits in the radio room were awful. They were. They order pizza & chinese food every shift! And eat tons of it! I bring a lunch (so do other officers), and most work out in the gym during breaks.

Makes sense to me. When you have to sit on your ass all day and talk to people, it's best to provide it with the best cushion possible. I prefer burritos.