Roll on, my man. Roll on.

Should Atlanta pave the way and make impersonating a handicapped person illegal, this sort of thing could have been prevented: a trio in Honolulu used the rear compartment of a wheelchair to rip off a retail store. Two of them got nabbed but the third got away, bless his little Timmy-fied, useless legs. Even though the article states that the police report didn't mention if any of the perps were, in fact, handicapped, you know this third dude was. He probably had the above suped-up super chair with a fully bored, Hemi-mod in the back. Cops can't catch that shit, man. Even those bike cops they got down there can't keep up when you spring for the BFG Krawler's. Little dude be buggin' on down the beach, while Cleatus-on-a-bike falls so far behind he's still yesterday's news.