With more humorous quips than Lennie Briscoe clip show

At the last last Little Gray Books event, How to Commit the Perfect Crime, musical impresario Jonathan Coulton rocked a duet called "One More Score" [mp3 link], a desolate Springsteen's Nebraska-era story song about a caper-filled love gone wrong. At the end there's a bit with teddy bear with diamonds in its belly that will, if you weren't there, leave you a little confused -- much like the Boss's refusal to not suck anymore.

Sadly, let Blottered be the first to report that Coulton can no longer listen to himself sing live. Send him a note to cheer the guy up, won't you?