Animal Harm

A donkey named Tim (yes, Tim Tim Timmy! Timmy?) had his throat slit, not spanked, but lives to see another day of useless existence. Family devastated by attack on pet donkey [Worksop Today]

Somewhere in the Top 10,000 Things You Probably Won't Get Away With: Removing the heads of walruses and sinking their carcasses to sell the ivory. Alaskan Gets 7 Years for Walrus Killings [SFGate]

What do you say to a couple of guys who burned and stabbed a family of opossums? You could start by asking what size straight-jacket they wear and end with... "DIE FUCKERS DIE!!" Two plead no contest in opossum killings [Daily Bulletin]