Blottered Memo: Shake-Up Or Shakedown

Look, I'm not gonna let a can of Jane Doe floaters in the Patapsco screw up my homicide clearance rate for the year so there's gonna be some major changes around here. Merit-based promotions, demotions, and uncontrollable emotions are posted to the right. What does this mean to you, the reader? Nothing. You'll still get 3 to 4 posts a day, if that, at least two of them from Martha. As for the Blottered squad, carry on as if you never read this post because you probably didn't. Oh yeah, HAZMAT and FOGHAT training are now mandatory.