Hillbilly's on parade

Tunnelling to safety
You wouldn't think this sort of thing actually happens: man, surrounded in his trailer by the fuzz (called in for a domestic disturbance), crawled through a whole in his bathroom, tunnelling out and leaving the negotiator negotiating with nothing but his naugahyde, his rifle, and his lingering B.O. It's like something out of "Raising Arizona" or "Looney Tunes." Never underestimate the shitty-ness that can be an R.V.'s bathroom floor.

Birthing while intoxicated
And while we're on the subject of white trash, on Thursday, a woman gave birth while drunk on a case of beer.