Are the Johns Flush? Rob 'Em

As far as short little news clips in northern Lunch Meat Nowhereville go, this story has it all: robbery, whores, johns, and a BB gun. A man named Tracy Ortiz, 31, armed to the mullet with a ten-pump BB gun, up yonder high in Pontic, MI (is that even in barrel of the UP? how cool would that be) was arrested for robbing dudes who were just trying out the local female wares. While an unnamed john was zipping up, said man told the police that two men approached him and asked if he had any quarters and then pulled a gun on him and demanded his money. Or what he had left, presumably.

Robber Targets Men Soliciting Prostitutes