My Kingdom for Some Horse

The DEA's photo gallery of drugs is surprisingly pretty and user-friendly -- think of it as Fresh Direct for the illicit set. But someone over there has a decent eye, and with that curvy piece of film and the script lettering ... sheesh, hard to say whether they're glamorizing the goods or not.

Most of the stuff looks either like a clump of wet dirt or any number of things your grandma might pop for her rheumatism, arthritis, or sagging memory. Click to Page 7 where you can see outtakes from the aftermath of Operation Trifecta. If you listen carefully, you might be able to hear Tony Montana crying softly from the afterlife.