Blottered Spotlight: Waldo County, Maine

BELFAST, ME (Aug 24): Law enforcement officials with the Waldo County Sheriff's Department responded to the following incidents and accidents, issued the following summonses and made the following arrests.

Aug. 22
Jessica Schrader, 22, of Searsmont, was arrested for domestic assault.
Ed.- Domestic assault is not something to joke about. Especially in this case since no further info is provided.

Aug. 21
Robert S. Larrabee, 27, of Freedom, was summoned for unnecessary noise with a vehicle.
Ed.- Doesn't sound much like "freedom" to me if a man can't rev his wheezing 440 a little to boil the juice and blow the teapot.

Aug. 20
Alton E. Lane, 26, of Searsport, was arrested for domestic assault, terrorizing and obstructing report of a crime or injury.
Ed.- We all need to exercise some caution when throwing a word like "terrorizing" around. That's letting the bullies win. On a lighter note, I think he should take Jessica Schrader of Searsmont out on a date.

Aug. 18
Kayla J. Berry, 18, of Belfast, was cited for driving 64 in a 45-mph zone in Searsport.
Ed.- Kayla, that's awesome, keep up the good work. I hope you live to see 19.

Andrew G. Wilson, 40, of Torrance, Cal., was cited for driving 67 in a 45-mph zone in Belfast.
Ed.- Cheeky move, Andrew. Way to one-up Kayla, in her hometown even!

Aug. 17
Jill Rowan-Parker, 36, of Windsor, was cited for driving 64 in a 45-mph zone in Palermo.
Ed.- I sense a pattern here. What country are we in again?

Aug. 16
Jeffrey Hill, 39, of Knox, was arrested for marijuana cultivation, possession of a scheduled drug and possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Heidi Cunningham, 25, of Knox, was summoned for possession of a scheduled drug, drug paraphernalia and a usable amount of marijuana.
Ed.- I've always thought couples crime is the best kind. America has a history rich with its unrealized promise and I imagine it really heightens the sexual experience .

Waldo County Sheriff's Department blotter [VillageSoup]