You Bet I'm Mad, Real Mad

Teens in Jersey are still using it. Couples reluctantly resort to it when sorting out relationship issues. It mixes well with large wooden sticks, hammers, various other examples of tool shed inventory, and it is not the sole province of cartoons to describe the conking effect. Stay calm people, but the "tire iron" shows no signs of reducing its role in desperate criminal activity or going the way of the sword cane.

Image from the Wisconsin Department of Transportation's Safety and Consumer Protection website on "Aggressive driving"