Low Country safe from the peril of multiple orgasms...at least today

Maybe dirty, but not a bomb:

A SLED helicopter descended at about 11:40 a.m. to drop off two bomb technicians and left about seven minutes later, once they had unloaded. They soon removed the contents of the package and saw there was no bomb inside. Actually, there were two vibrators. "We don't ever just open something," said special agent Jim Lowder, one of the bomb specialists. Lowder declined to go into specifics about examining the package, citing security procedures.

I used to work in this town. It's one of those places where the cops look like Cooter and all they do is hand out speeding tickets to everyone who passes through the 20 MPH zone. This must have been like Christmas and their birthday put together.