Pottymouth Strikes Again

(or my second title with a desperately lame Smiths reference in two days)

Potential juror Stephen "cock-cheese" Caruso drops an s-bomb (more like an s-plop) in Judge William "would you go fuck yourself" Wetzel's courtroom when asked if he would convict a dripping diseased-dickhole defendant in a kidnapping case. Caruso was promptly bitch-slapped, fucked over, and the carpet-muncher pulled out from under him with a bullshit contempt of court charge. The pretty vay-cunts of Gothamist ponder the ass-pounding predicament:

"Hmm, scumbag is definitely a not-nice word, but [we] can't say for sure if we would have had the sense to edit ourselves at jury duty."

The Blottered Motherfuckers go on record in supporting the unedited use of bacteria-infested scrotum.