Karla Homolka: Free at last!

Karla Homolka, Canada's darling serial killing starlet, is officially out of jail. In a (so far) exclusive interview with the Globe and Mail, Homolka answers the $25K Question:

Napier: And what will be the first thing that you'd like to do?

Homolka: This is stupid. I'd like to have an iced cappuccino. An iced cappuccino from Tim Hortons, that's what I'd like to do.

That's almost as good as Martha Stewart missing lemons.

(Incidentally, what is up with all these murderous Karlas?)

Previously: Raping and Killing Your Siblings: The Movie