You perv, get your dirty hands off my router

Lock up your wireless router, a man in St. Petersburg, Fla,, just got taken down by the fuzz for stealing someone else's wifi, which turns out to be a third-degree felony, for which in Fla. you can be imprisoned for up to 5 years. Unfortunately, lest you think Smith, him done arrested, is smart for figuring out how to use a computer (seriously, he is from Florida), he did get busted when he was sitting in his car outside someone else's house using a laptop. What do you want to bet he was looking at past tax statements.