Toto Sit, And Spin, We're Still In Kansas

Here's something to keep handy, on 3x5 flash cards or smutty matchbooks for example, if you're ever "back" "packing" through Kansas. State criminal law code 21-4301-c-3 states:

"Obscene device" means a device, including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, except such devices disseminated or promoted for the purpose of medical or psychological therapy.

A prescription artificial vagina with unlimited refills we can imagine, in fact Karl Rove keeps one for the President to pet under periods of severe anxiety, but medicinal dildos? Unless they're coated in Neosporin, that's really stretching a small hole in the law's hairier parts.
Kansas' law on obscenity [Wichita Eagle]