Girls: Send Us Naked Camera-Phone Pictures of Yourself

... or rather don't because that might be illegal. Or is it? Anyhow, hear this, girls: two of you can get together for a Tupperware party-cum-take naked pics of your daughter day and your pedophilia is A-OK with Johnny Law. A mother (a mother!) was investigated for having pictures of three girls, aged 10 and 13, on her cell phone. The cops, alas, couldn't find anything specifically illegal with this, because they were not transmitted from the cell phone. Frankly, to my ears, that line's finer than Julie Delpy's ass or some dude all gented up in a "full Cleveland" but the law's the law.

The Shreveport Times: Authorities say nude cell phone images do not constitute crime