Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The...

Some of you won't admit it, but we all love us some COPS or Wildest Police Videos to give our brains the relaxing massage and numbing sensation that's required to deal with life's mundaneness. It just takes one fishtailing Buick that catches the front cab of a once perpendicular 18-wheeler to cause an intersection collision along the lines of a smashed Lego set to help you unwind at the end of the day. One blogger, who wishes to remain anonymous, spilled the bean-pole with this no less horrific scene from a recent episode:

"The other night I was watching COPS for some reason and there was a guy who was being arrested for indecent exposure and drunkenness. He was completely naked...except for a Lance Armstrong bracelet."

I know there's a cock-ring joke hanging on the end of that but I'm too headstrong in my refusal to make it.

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