The Hug Stops Here

It's not that Christopher Offord, 30, of Panama City, FL, doesn't like to be touched after sex. A little petting on his shoulders would have probably been fine. Maybe Dana Noser, 40, could have nibbled at his ear like a panda eating sprouts. Instead, Mr. Noser wanted full-on cuddling. Welp, time to die then.

A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

San Francisco Gate: Man Gets Death for Killing Wife After Sex