Blottered Goes Brown

"It was not mud," the representative said.

Murray State fraternity members get humanly wasted, wipe with room towels at a retreat.

Young defecationists set fire to New Zealand school and leave 'gang colors' with the writing on the wall.

Substitute teacher in Wichita fired after making kids clean up unclaimed poopie in the back of the room.

Drunk woman is arrested and responds by losing her shit and throwing it all over her prison cell.

Church burglar can't crack safe, takes crap instead.