Tit For Rat-Tat-Tat

I knew the investment of a pellet gun was for more than just shooting up beer bottles and eggs one lazy summer in the Catskills. The paparazzi are now subject to getting lit up in California like headlight targets on parked cars in a creepy cul-de-sac. I hope this trend continues. It might only produce an injury "less than minor" but it sends a real good message to those camera-slinging cowboys. Blottered would like to formally offer armed bodyguard services for any celebrities in New York or L.A. Several of us are pretty good shots and what we lack in actual marksmanship, we more than make up for in really high-pitched screaming.
Malibu Denizens Divided on Shooting of Paparazzo [LA Times]
Related: Is It OK To Shoot The Paparazzi? [Defamer]