Not So Great Moments In Romance # 648238

Glasgow - 23 year old Subhaan Younis made the mistake of thinking that all a young lady looks for in a man is a mobile phone filled with snuff images. At least we now know who has been downloading all those Iraq beheading videos:

The incident arose out of a series of misunderstandings. Both had been engaged in a conversation about the Iraq War and he said he would show her something which would cause her sleepless nights and her reply was 'Aye right'.

The young lass did indeed lose sleep over the video - so much so in fact that she had Younis arrested and banged up for sixty days.

Remember guys that it's much safer to show Japanese ass eel porn to that special girl. Save the decapitations for the second or third date.

Beheading video man sent to jail (BBC)